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din motive de sananate… / due to bad… October 3, 2011

Posted by lillylikes in Personal, SPA´s.

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… proasta, bineinteles, am fost azi la a doua mea sedinta kiropractorie-acupunctura. Stiti voi, dupa cum zicea si Charlie din Two and a half men, kiropractorul nu e chiar medic el e doar cel care iti pune oasele la loc :). Eu am fost la Joakim Helsing, care e un baiat ce sa zic in jur de 30 de ani, tanar, inalt si blond cu ochi albastrii… arata foarte… norvegian 🙂

In fine, eu de felul meu sunt mai pudica asa si nu prea ma simt confortabil in costum de baie nici macar pe plaja 🙂 si nu imi este usor sa ma dezbrac in fata necunoscutilor. Dar azi, cu dureri ingrozitoare pe ici si pe colo, cand mi-a spus Joakim “da-ti tricoul jos” am zis OK… dupa ce mi-a spus “te deranjeaza sa iti dai si blugii jos?” am zis “sigur cum sa nu”… inca dupa aceea l-am intrebat eu pe el “da, sosetele sa nu mi le dau jos?”, iar el cu un zambet a zis ca “Nu e nevoie”…

Oricum, cu toate durerile pe care le aveam nu am putut sa nu ma gandesc ce usor dezbraca Joakim o femeie. Da-ti jos bluza, pac a disparut… da-ti jos pantalonii.. sigur nici o problema. Cam atat a fost la mine, nu va ganditi la prostii, lenjeria a ramas. Dar eu bineinteles ca nu puteam sa nu ma gandesc la fazele alea deja clasice din filme in care baietii se chinuie sa desfaca sutienul unei gagici. Ei bine, eu cred ca Joachin nu a avut niciodata asemenea probleme, este imposibil, la ce degete magice are cred ca numai le zice “ia da-ti jos hainele daca vrei … un masaj” 🙂 Ce noroc!

Asa ca baieti daca doriti sa ajungeti ca si Joakim, sa nu aveti asemenea probleme si fetele sa se dezbrace singure in fata voastra ca si cum ar fi cel mai normal si natural lucru din viata… trebuie sa va faceti kiropractor. Eu de cate ori i-am spus sotului meu sa se faca “doctor-de-oameni”, dar el nu si nu, ca nu suporta sa vada sangele…. Pai asta e motiv?! Mai bine e acuma, doctor in explozii de praf (pai,cine a auzit de asa ceva?!) si in plus se mai chinuie cu sutienul si in ziua de azi 🙂

Joakim e un magician, altfel nu imi explic cum de reuseste sa ia durerea cu mana … OK, OK si cu ceva ace :). Daca sunteti din/prin Bergen si cautati un Kiropractor/acupuncturist foarte bun ii recomand pe cei de la clinica Lagunen Kiropraktikk. Din pacate, Joakim nu apare pe site cu poza, nu stiu de ce, mare greseala… La prima mea sedinta acolo am fost la Steinar Forshei si apoi am vorbit si cu Dörte Jensen (fizioterapeut). Toti mi s-au parut profesionisti, amabili si au facut tot ce au putut sa ma ajute. Sper ca durerea mea sa dispara, iar in final Dorte sa imi recomande ceva exercitii pentru spate sa previn astfel de probleme. Pret sedinta 380 coroane norvegiene adica 47 euro.

Din partea mea Joakim Helsing si clinica Lagunen Kiropraktikk primeste 5 flori de crin.

Miercuri si vineri ma mai asteapta cate o sedinta cu Joakim… oare cu ce sa ma imbrac ?! 🙂

English version

… health, of course, I went today to my second chiropractor-acupuncture session. You know, as Charlie from “Two and a half men” says, a chiropractor is not quite a doctor, he just puts your bones back in place :). I went to Joakim Helsing, who is a man around 30 years old, young, tall, blond and blue-eyes… he looks very… Norwegian :).

Anyway, I for one am a bit bashful and do not feel terribly comfortable in a bathing suit, not even on the beach 🙂 and so it does not come easy to undress in front of strangers. But today, with some terrible pains here and there, when Joakim told me “take off your T-shirt” I said OK… after he said ” do you mind taking off your jeans?” I said “sure, of course”… afterwards it was I who asked him “should I take off my socks too?, but replied smiling “you don’t need to”…

Even so, with all the pan I had, I could not help thinking how easy must it be for Joakim to undress a woman. Take your shirt off, puff it’s gone… take your pants off… sure no problem. That was about it for me, don’t go thinking some naughty things, the underwear stayed on. But I could not help thinking at those classic movie scenes where guys struggle to open a chick’s bra. Well, I think that Joachim never had such problems, it is impossible, with the magic fingers that he has he only needs to say ” why don’t you take off your clothes if you want a… massage” 🙂 How lucky!

So boys, if you want to be like Joakim, and avoid this kind of problems and have girls undress before you, like it is the most normal and natural thing in the world… you only need to be a chiropractor. Every time I told my husband to get about being a doctor for “humans”, he goes no and no, he does not stand to see the blood… Is that even a good reason?! Is it better now, a doctor in dust explosions (who in the world ever heard about that?!), and he struggles with the bra even nowadays :).

Joakim must be a magician, otherwise I cannot explain how he takes the pain away with his hands.. OK, OK and some needles :). If you are near (or from) Bergen and looking for a very good chiropractor-acupuncturist I can recommend the people at the Lagunen Kiropraktikk clinic. Unfortunately Joachim is not pictured on the website, I do not know why, big mistake… At my first session I went to Steinar Forshei and then talked to Dörte Jensen (physical therapist). Everyone seems very professional, kind and did everything to help. I hope the pain will go away  soon, and in the end Dorte can recommend some back strengthening exercises to avoid these problems. The price for the session was 380 NOK, meaning about 47 Euros.

Joakim Helsing and the Lagunen Kiropraktikk clinic gets 5 lilies from me!

Wednesday and Friday I have again appointments with Joakim… what should I wear, I wonder ?! 🙂



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